March 2012
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At least once, you've done this.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I really want to get ucf clothes victoria’s secret but it’s only sold in the orlando stores I think :( The victoria’s secrets close to where I live only sell like UF, FSU, and UM stuff. Meh. 
Feb 29th
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movies i need to watch soon: tinker, tailor, soldier, spy the descendants midnight in paris the artist
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Can I just say,
George Clooney congratulations on your face
Feb 27th
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PLEASE DON'T TALK WHILE I'M TALKING
katherinesnotgettindick:
Feb 27th
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Robert Downey Jr. you are my spirit animal
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Freakin Hugo man.
Maybe if I’d have watched the movie I would get it. But, no.
Feb 27th
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Wait, Bradley. What’s with the mustache?
Feb 27th
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whereismyoscar: the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British OMG yes, I almost forgot he was english.
Feb 27th
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hughjackedman: I’m getting all emotional because I just really love movies
Feb 27th
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YOU DO NOT PUT A CLIP OF TITANIC AND FOLLOW IT...
Feb 27th
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My mom and I are watching the Oscars together
and she just loves commenting on EVERYTHING. I keep having to tell her to calm down haha. But I make her watch it with me because she just doesn’t get my love for film.
Feb 27th
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How could Dragon Tattoo not win cinematography?! Oh my god, that film was visually stunning.
Feb 27th
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This opening is so good, haha.
Feb 27th
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some friend of benedicts: have you seen tumblr? they're searching for you on the red carpet.
benedict: have they gone insane yet?
friend: no i think they're close though.
benedict: perfect.
Feb 27th
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gatiss: the worst part about playing spot the benedict is i have no clue what his hair color is rn
Feb 27th
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Oh goodness, poor ryan seacrest! Damn, that was a Burberry suit.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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The only two questions I would ask if I were ever...
Who are you wearing?  Can we have sex?  
Feb 27th
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some of these dresses, ughh. 
Feb 26th
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george clooney you flawless person
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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God, the fans that came to the oscar’s are behind a fence, what are they animals?
Feb 26th
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Successful shopping day
I got this lovely shirt that was on clearance for 12.90, it was originally 68 dollars. Then at barnes and noble I got the complete sherlock holmes stories, though it took kind of a long time for the lady to find. I felt bad for her :( But I’m so excited to read it!
Feb 26th
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Going to the mall with my mom in a bit, I plan on getting a crepe. And the oscar’s are on tonight, even though I’m guessing The Artist will win everything. 
Feb 26th
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